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+# LOL!!1
+# Source: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
+
+alias wtf='dmesg'
+alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
+alias rtfm='man'
+
+alias :3='echo'
+alias visible='echo'
+alias invisible='cat'
+alias moar='more'
+alias tldr='less'
+alias alwayz='tail -f'
+
+alias icanhas='mkdir'
+alias gimmeh='touch'
+alias donotwant='rm'
+alias dowant='cp'
+alias gtfo='mv'
+alias nowai='chmod'
+
+alias hai='cd'
+alias iz='ls'
+alias plz='pwd'
+alias ihasbucket='df -h'
+
+alias inur='locate'
+alias iminurbase='finger'
+
+alias btw='nice'
+alias obtw='nohup'
+
+alias nomz='ps aux'
+alias nomnom='killall'
+
+alias byes='exit'
+alias cya='reboot'
+alias kthxbai='halt'
+
+alias pwned='ssh'
+
+alias hackzor='git init'
+alias rulz='git push'
+alias bringz='git pull'
+alias chicken='git add'
+alias oanward='git commit -m'
+alias ooanward='git commit -am'
+alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
+alias letcat='git checkout'
+alias violenz='git rebase'
+